How would you describe the internet to someone who just woke up from a 30 year coma?

Coma Guy: What are you doing Bro?
Me: I am chatting with my Friend on Facebook.

Coma Guy: Facebook?
Me: Facebook is like a vertual college in the Internet where everyone is verially present.

Coma Guy: Internet?
Me: Internet is like virtual world. there you can get some space and open your market and people can buy from it.

Coma Guy: How?
Me: for this you need Internet Connection. to connect Computer to Internet.

Come Guy: Internet Connection?
Me: Internet Connection is a medium to communicate between your computer to Internet.

Coma Guy: Then can i get all these things and become your friend on Facebook.
Me: Why not. I will be happy if you will do this.

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